The Hawaiian Islands are currently occupied by a strong and resourceful US military presence. While I don’t have the details I assume it includes thousands of military personnel, ample munitions and thousands of tactical vehicles. The unusual mix of US-bases located on each of the Islands places Hawai’i in the position of being considered a target by those who aspire to flex their new missile might. Aka the Koreans.
The Pentagon’s leading military strategists purport that the Islands are out of range (today), but that may not be the case if North Korea continues improving its missile program.
The thought of such a threat is certainly on the minds of many residents who stay in touch with current events. In the news less than 24 hours ago was a statement from military leaders stationed in Hawai’i that the Islands are being “fortified” against a potential attack from the Koreans. (I inserted a “WTF” in my header today – with a suggestive undertone that we go over and kick some Korean ass – - only those in charge of the missile program though.)
Hawai’i has a hoisted floating radar station. I highly suggest that it be “manned.” Ergo, let’s not repeat Pearl Harbor boys. All I can say is this: Kim Jong-il-stupid-dip-weed – if you target the Hawaiian Islands, our new President (who is from Hawai’i) will give you a wake up call destined to be your last. In the meantime, I suggest that we ship some liquid Aloha to the “eternal” leader, Kim Jong-il. Hook him up with some northern lights and turn on The Dog. Enough for now. Aloha.


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October 12, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Some Korean Guy
You might want to just clarify that Kim Jong Il is the leader of “North” Korea and not generalize him and his country as “Koreans”. You should always refer to North Korea as North Korea and North Koreans as North Koreans. It’s super important and a very big difference.
October 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Some Korean Guy
Although, I did notice that all the rest of your references to them were correct, so maybe never mind the previous comment. Like some of the crazy tattoos you find…good stuff.